Bad guys are coming out of the woodwork to wage the secret war: powerful eunuch sorcerers from ancient China modern-day conspiracy masterminds cyber-demonic scientists from the future. There's only one thing standing between these monstrous powers and complete control of all human history: you and your buddies. But you aren't just anyone you're secret warriors - a group of butt-kicking, kung-fu fighting, spell-chucking, pistol-packing badasses. It's up to you to save the world, or die trying.