Let there be much rejoicing with the truths embodied in the pearls of wisdom spouted by this key chain - "Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?" "Oh, Lord, Bless this thy holy hand grenade that with it Thou might blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." "We are the Knights who say....Ni!" "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....a HERRING!" "Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requim." "I fart in your general direction. Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries."