The phone is ringing. Do you dare answer? Your ringtone echoes loudly in your ears like the tormented screams of a million souls, eminating from the grisly belly of Cthulhu, beckoning for you to pick up. Do you test his insatiable hunger for human flesh by reaching into his mouth for your phone? Or do you simply ignore the call, having learned from the mistakes of many fallen men before you? One size fits most modern cell phones.